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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If it were up to scientists we’d all eat leafy greens and water. Because that’s healthiest.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I don't think such a diet would actually be considered very healthy to be honest, wouldn't one at least need a protein source?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah you gotta add some beans and rice with occasional nuts

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

And hot sauce, maybe wrap it in a tortilla

[–] Floey@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Greens are a source of protein, most whole foods are. But if you ate only greens I highly doubt you'd be able to eat enough calories, and you might run into other issues like mineral toxicity. Calorie bombs get a bad rep but the human diet revolves around them, the problem is many get them in the form of refined sugars and fats.

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

While it's obvious you are exagerating, no scientist would say that unless it's a "scientist". The right balance of nutrients as an average over time is the correct way.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah. Actual scientists at NASA learned that eating the same gruel every day affected mental health, so folks on the ISS have a pretty varied diet. Even though todays coffee is yesterdays coffee.

Which I think is a good enough excuse to eat more than six fries as a serving.