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Workplace well-being initiatives don't boost employee mental health
(www.newscientist.com)
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this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2024
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Beatings will continue until morale improves
Here, have a slice of pizza.
My boss bought me pizza once! It wasn't as good as the pizzas I used to buy myself, but who can afford non-work-pizza anymore?
I think work-pizza is making my teeth hurt, but my ex-dentist is all like "tell your job to pay me."
Hey, do any of y'all wake up crying, too? My boss says it's allergies in my home; my boss is so nice, they'll even let me stay at work extra-long so I don't have to deal with my home-allergies and they only need me to do extra work without telling anyone in exchange!
Anyway, I don't love work-pizza, but it's better than waking up crying!
Whoops! Another tooth fell out... I bet the new ones are gonna look beautiful when they grow back in like my boss said they will.
The writers for Outer Worlds are here folks ;)
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Oh by the way this is deducted from your salary. Enjoy!
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