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[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 9 months ago

Fuck you, you ol' bitch! We aren't fallin for that again. With your walking around and being live. You're dead.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 9 months ago

Just because you walk around doesn't mean you're alive. For all we know you're a zombie.

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 9 months ago

Can you prove you're not a zombie?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 9 months ago

Is a demilich technically a zombie? 🤔

this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2024
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