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Retired teacher’s pension stopped as provider refuses to believe she is not dead
(www.theguardian.com)
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Fuck you, you ol' bitch! We aren't fallin for that again. With your walking around and being live. You're dead.
Just because you walk around doesn't mean you're alive. For all we know you're a zombie.
Can you prove you're not a zombie?
Is a demilich technically a zombie? 🤔