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submitted 11 months ago by _number8_@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world

this country is so fucking cool

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[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 31 points 11 months ago

The bill, set to be introduced next month by state Sen. Dusty Deevers (R-Elgin), would prohibit consuming or producing sexual content that “lacks serious literary, artistic, educational, political, or scientific purposes or value” in any medium.

Ok then, every piece of sexual content I produce or consume is in political protest of this specific bill. That should hold up in court. Bust one for Dusty!

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

He's just mad because he was born old. When they did the cracker jack at his fraternity, he could only season the cracker with a shot of of ol dusty.

[-] camr_on@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 11 months ago

it's a story about the love between two people!

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 11 months ago

Wait...

You're telling me that "Hentai is art" is a legal defense to this law, then?

[-] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Dusty Deevers is a cartoon name

[-] Railing5132@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

This should be turned around like what was done with Rick Santorum (Santorum. Def: "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.")

Back at the beginning of Google-bombing, this was one of the early incredibly successful campaigns. This one wasn't a neologism, but was another one that should be remembered just in case the ghoul Ann Coulter ever reemerges: I fucked Ann Coulter in the ass - hard.

We just need a good one for Dusty Deevers.

[-] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

How about - Deever: The bifurcation of the urine stream out of the male sex organ

It plays on the sound of diverge, and is absolutely a thing people would want a word for. It will grow naturally as groups of dudes laughingly complain about it. And I bet old skeever deever will hate it.

[-] Railing5132@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I'm down with it; you have my vote.

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