It's good to know also that Google capitulates to nazis and folds like a busted lawn chair.

And then we have Vance waiting in the wings with the rest of the heritage foundation fascists.

"helloo, I.T." "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

You goddamned right it's OK. That asshole fucked around, gloated about it, and (hopefully) will now find out. I think it would be hilarious for a wall of women, armed, to just stack up in front of his place and just stare...

My dad, after a discussion in my young adult years turned political: "if you're not a liberal when you're young, you don't have a heart. If you're not conservative when you're an adult, you don't have a brain."

Well, dad, I have made it to adulthood with brilliant children and great relationships with them to boot. I'm still a screaming liberal and you're still a racist that is gargling the balls of a wannabe dictator.

I will die on the hill that Bluetooth always has and always will suck ass. Pairing sucks. Latency sucks. Random-ass disconnects suck. Fuck Bluetooth in the neck sideways with a rusty screwdriver.

Step 4: get blown ta fuck by a fpv drone

And that's not being snide - they actually had that on the giant scroller at the rnc convention!

The absolute worst, most annoying thing about every Apple advert and the day-long adverts - the launch day events, is the freaking hyperbole.

(breathlessly exclaim:) The fastest ever. The thinnest ever. More cameras than ever! The most ever ever!

Breathtaking vividly bright Applewordsalad display technology

My coworker is fully bought in to the ecosystem, so I get the full experience every launch day. Listen critically sometime. Turn on your bullshit filter. It's a fun game.

Oh, eat a Hello Kitty lunchbox full of dicks. There's plenty of reasons to hate on TikTok (and Facebook, insta, YouTube, ad-infinitum/ad-nauseum). They're a damn cancer on society.

That's the most depressing thing I've seen all day, and I've been doomscrolling since I woke up.

HEY MEDIA!

Stop. Giving. These. Fuckwits. Attention!