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boy those ETFs were the juice bitcoin really needed eh (awful.systems)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by dgerard@awful.systems to c/buttcoin@awful.systems
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that drop was one hour after the latest billion tethers

the new narrative is apparently that the pump is in 90 days when financial advisors are finally ready to push bitcoin ETFs on their customers (for some reason)

ETFs put bitcoin on steroids!! y'know, asthmatic with shrunken balls

the bitcoin market is fake and in tethers, but the retail securities market is real and in dollars

my brother in Satoshi, you are the exit liquidity

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[-] swlabr@awful.systems 1 points 10 months ago

I don’t understand how this could be failing. Before, if you wanted to buy shitcoins, you’d have to look for them individually and buy them one by one. Now with ETFs you can buy all the shitcoins all at once. What’s not to love? /s

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