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Marietta Man Accused of Shooting 127 Rounds at “Ninja Like” People
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this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2024
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Main stream media refuses to acknowledge the ninja epidemic this nation is facing.
This guy sounds like he put a dent in the Foot Clan, but they’ll be back
I love Shredder having had fully autonomous robots and the best thing he could do with them is fail to take over New York
That is because they are fucking ninjas. You know how hard it is to catch one of fuckers. Shit I bet most people have never even seen one. They are fast and nearly invisible.