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Gov. Abbott Enlists Texas National Guard to Shoot at Wildfires
(thehardtimes.net)
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What if they got cops to point their guns at it and scream, "GET ON THE GROUND!"? I bet that'd work better.
Choke it!
“We don’t need guns we need fire extinguishers.”
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