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Exxon CEO blames public for failure to fix climate change (thehill.com)

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[-] tree@lemmy.zip 51 points 8 months ago

IT WAS ALL THOSE DAMN AVOCADOS, WHY DIDN'T WE JUST SIMPLY STOP EATING THOSE AVOCADOS

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

They tried to tell us when they said to stop eating avocado toast

[-] Huschke@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Don't forget Harambe! If we didn't kill that monkey the world would surely be in a better place now...

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 2 points 8 months ago

M O N K E Y ?

You dare disrespect Harambae?

[-] Huschke@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

You're 100% right. I should have written ape. I'm sorry friend. RIP

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