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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 184 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Have to admit i don't quite agree with telling people you'll skin them alive, it's fucking rude you fucking cunt.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Oi, you cunt rot! Don't tell me what's fucking rude, you festering penis wrinkle.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Have to admit i don't really know how to swear like an irish

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You don't have to admit anything, you incestuous turnip of flatulence. Your exhales are responsible for 99% of the world's cases of leprosy.

(But I love you)

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Have to admit, i love you too

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Let's get married, you daft splinter digging in a taint!

[–] strawberry@kbin.run 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

have to admit, incestuous turnip is not something I'd ever thought I'd read

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You should have more realistic expectations when browsing social media, you ever-moistening boil upon the sluttiest troll's ass.

[–] strawberry@kbin.run 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Did you know that strawberries are the only fruit with seeds on the outside? Of course, in your case instead of seeds it is the non-divergent familial offspring of eye crust and smegma.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why the parentheses? Doesn't the above just mean the same thing in Irish?

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

You're absolutely right, you septic bonfire!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

penis wrinkle

A pp roll

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ill wait until you've died first.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

But only if it puts the lotion on its skin.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

You fucker implying my skin ain't good enough? That's probably racists, ... maybe, I guess technically?