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I'm old enough to know that I should put them on 1 leg at a time, but I never got out of the habit.

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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

What exactly are you slicing up when you put your pants on??? 😰

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 months ago

I try to pop my dick in a guilotine. You should try it if you got a spare!

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 6 months ago
[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 months ago
[-] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

As they say, "To achieve true success, a common man must have no less than one guillotine for each of their dicks"

[-] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

That’s what happens if you’re not careful with the zipper and free ballin’.

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