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[-] Tolstoshev@lemmy.world 53 points 8 months ago

The guy on the left is so lazy he can’t even stand up straight to make his point. You got time to lean, you got time to suck cock buddy!

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 16 points 7 months ago

I came here to say basically that. But also, speaking as a professionally employed homosexual, that ankle-cross lean is gay as fuck.

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Do you mean to say that you are a homosexual who is professionally employed, or that you are professionally employed in your capacity as a homosexual?

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 7 months ago

I am, in fact, employed in my capacity as a homosexual. I'm an academic homosexual, though. Ivory tower type, publishing gay papers in queer journals, teaching the youth all about proper deep throating techniques in class.

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 7 months ago

Interesting. Where do you teach? I might like to attend

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 7 months ago

Tennessee State Cockversity. I'm head of Anthroballsofy

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Do you teach the crouching tiger, hidden penis technique?

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 points 7 months ago

I'm afraid the hidden penis technique was officially banned in the 90s after that spate of popcorn bucket fiascos. It was abused.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Darn. Makes sense why it's so hard to find a teacher for that then.

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