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[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 107 points 7 months ago

Honestly? Someone telling me this would do absolute wonders for my self esteem, ngl

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 7 months ago

isn't that hellah weird to think about though

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 47 points 7 months ago

I mean, kinda, yeah. But people masturbate. They're not hurting anyone doing it. The idea that anyone had masturbated thinking of me would be a self esteem booster. That said, that's a pipe dream. Ain't nobody ever got off to all of this outside of an actual sexual encounter. Lmao

[-] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 81 points 7 months ago

YOURE BEAUTIFUL IVE JERKED OFF TO ONE OF YOUR COMMENTS BEFORE. NOT EVEN A PICTURE

[-] MechanicalJester@lemm.ee 46 points 7 months ago
[-] Sylver@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

I’ll think of you next time I masturbate <3

[-] MechanicalJester@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago

People thinking of other people when they masturbate gets me off unnnnnnh

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 7 months ago
[-] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 7 months ago

I mean, there have been times where I was recovering from a bad breakup, and a gay dude flirted with me a little...not the same gay dude every time.

It was flattering, even though I'm not into guys.

[-] PMFL@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Omg, what a true answer, it happened to me too. And more than once, if I were gay I wouldn't even have to worry, I've always been very liked by gays, I don't know why, but it's true.

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

Probably your beautiful cock, friend

[-] squid_slime@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Ive heard about this, apparently its a glorious cock

[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

TBH, and not with the intention of hurting your self-esteem, girl-pretty and gay-pretty seem to be quite different, in my experience.

[-] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 7 months ago

I'm just glad that there's people out there that find me attractive.

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 7 months ago

Yes, gay-pretty is more soft and "feminine".

Source: I'm gay-pretty

[-] mossy_@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

I had someone say they wanted me (as part of a conversation about preferences, not totally off topic) and it was honestly really flattering. I told em I was ace and we moved on. It was like seven years ago but I'll cherish that memory forever...

[-] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

My housemate-and-best-friend wants me a lot. I'm ace and aro. We have an understanding.

[-] squid_slime@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago

it was difficult but i managed it :)

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