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Yes, I'm this old (lemmy.world)
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[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Yup, because your phone is a walking data leak.

Type in "houses for sale near me" and watch your adverts change for the next week ^_^

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

houses for sale near me

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

Thank you for subscribing to house facts.

Did you know that many houses contain more than one floor? It's true!

Type 'stop' to unsubscribe.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

stop

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Command not recognized.

The Biltmore Estate in Asheville, North Carolina, is the largest home in the U.S. and comes in at a staggering 175,000 square feet. That's really big!

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Is that the one that's bankrupted every owner with the absurd maintenance costs?

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Thank you for subscribing to bankruptcy facts.

Did you know that there are many different types of bankruptcy, but the two most common are chapter 7 and chapter 13? I know I sure didn't!

Reply "capitalism" to unsubscribe.

[-] Sizzler@slrpnk.net 2 points 7 months ago

Capitalism

[-] Soku@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Capitalism

[-] TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago

I....DECLARE... BANKRUPTCY

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Switch subscription to sexy femboy dick pics

[-] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

Sorry there's no houses for sale near you, how about a hot single mom near you instead?

[-] TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago

I'm redoing my roof, so I'm more in need for hot shingles in my area.

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Better get that shingles vaccine before the monkey paw curls

[-] pipe01@programming.dev 4 points 7 months ago

You fool

[-] alyth@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Goats for sale near me

[-] Ginger666@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

You still get advertisements on your phone?

[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Firefox and ublock origin - but I'm still paranoid ;)

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