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cognitive behavioral torture
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...picket line?
Something, involving them not talking, to make you stop talking. Something that a dom and sub might do together.
...hotdog eating contest?
Yes. "hotdog" eating contest. You can use tacos if that's what you have on hand.
Watermelon. Low calorie, high amusement, tastes great. Way better than hotdogs or tacos. plus when you're in practice you can snarf a whole one in a minute, no need even to chew. Gods perfect food.
Grapefruit is another great option.