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[-] benignintervention@lemmy.world 44 points 5 months ago

Sometimes I see a string of words that illuminates a way of thinking that would never naturally occur to me and forever after wish I could forget.

[-] Carnelian@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Idk I think it’s kind of cute

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 32 points 5 months ago

Gene Roddenberry blatantly stole his ideas for Star Trek from George Lucas.

[-] metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub 17 points 5 months ago

How dare you? ... Tell me more.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 23 points 5 months ago

Spock was a copy of Yoda, look at the ears. Roddenberry has repeatedly admitted that he failed to capture the depth and nuance of the original. "I'm no George Lucas," said Roddenberry in his biography Not Star Wars, The Other One, "I'm just a fan of his work desperate to make him proud in my own little way."

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Haaaaa, almost had me there.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 5 months ago

Regarding the title: no lie, there was a period of time where if you searched for CBT on bing or search engines derived from it (e.g. Ecosia), the top result was cock & ball torture. Sadly this seems to have been fixed.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago

It sucks getting recommended therapy when all I want to see is a cock getting stomped on.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Cock and ball torture was there first. Same as women going for a "facial", it's hilarious now because the word is heavily stomped on

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

I don't know how to tell you this but facials existed before the porn term.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee -5 points 5 months ago

I think you just attempted, a comment was how. Was it confusing?

But I disagree, the weird is fully taken.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago
[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee -1 points 5 months ago

Just make your point don't holds up spork while you do it

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Good to see that 2008 edition of Trolling for Dummies is still serving you well.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee -1 points 5 months ago

Lol

"Everyone around me is a troll"

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago

Make your sub so frustrated, they will resort to make you shut up the only way they can.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago
[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

Gotta occupy your mouth some other way.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago
[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Something, involving them not talking, to make you stop talking. Something that a dom and sub might do together.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago
[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Yes. "hotdog" eating contest. You can use tacos if that's what you have on hand.

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Watermelon. Low calorie, high amusement, tastes great. Way better than hotdogs or tacos. plus when you're in practice you can snarf a whole one in a minute, no need even to chew. Gods perfect food.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Grapefruit is another great option.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

Shitting in the airbnb

[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 months ago

Hey wait a minute this is my kink

[-] Horrible_Goblin@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago
[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago

That's not funny

[-] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

This is the basic premise of at least a few Game Changer episodes.

[-] Kedly@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

No no no, its Group Cock and Ball Therapy

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