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[-] Dr_Nik@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

I manage a team of 5 people. I told them all not to come in so they could go see the eclipse. I told them not to take vacation and just bill it as normal hours. Three listened to me. One took a half day. One just went and worked...

[-] remotedev@lemmy.ca 19 points 7 months ago

"yess I'm the only one here today, the boss is surely going to love me more than the rest of those lazy fuckers"

[-] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Probably more like "being in crowds cripples me and I hate my home life, so I'd just as soon work."

[-] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 6 points 7 months ago

I work with a guy like that. He hates his wife so much that WFH was causing him genuine issues. He would call us just to be in a meeting. I used to think it was a joke until hearing her constantly nagging him.”you are home! You need to help with the laundry! I want the computer! Let me use it!”

The guy ended up quitting and taking a job that took him back in the office.

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 7 months ago

He would have been better off quitting his marriage rather than his job.

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Well yes but that's a sin. Better to completely destroy your life and the environment.

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Why not just go to a coffee shop, or work from a park bench?

[-] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 1 points 7 months ago

Coffee shops were all closed during Covid. He wasn’t the type of guy to do that, either.

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Jesus fuck during covid, not in the aftermath? Went back to workplace? On purpose?

Parks were open tho.

[-] Boxtifer@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Life must be terrible if the only interesting thing you do is work

[-] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Yes, not everyone has a great life. And some people love doing what they do.

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee -1 points 7 months ago

Yeah I know I'd kill myself.

...no, I'd kill one of the people I thought were responsible.

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago

Then fucking go someplace just outside the path of the eclipse and enjoy the solitude?

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 7 months ago

Mfw boss doesn't notice because he's too busy looking at the eclipse

[-] RinseDrizzle@midwest.social 5 points 7 months ago

Cheers for trying

this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2024
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