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[-] 4am@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago

I’m the captain of the gravy train!

[-] tdubmoney@midwest.social 5 points 7 months ago

Oh no, you just shanked my Jenga ship!

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 7 months ago

Let's sing a song of Pennzoil.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I'm a song from the 60s.

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