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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by nifty@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Edit to say because I kinda feel bad now: I have nothing against English teachers! Please don’t send your mafia of learned lit nerds after me! …Or do, lit nerds are hot.

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[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 44 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

you laugh until your STEM-only software engineer tries to write marketing copy, he circumnavigated the marketing department and sent the ads at a conference straight to the contact without getting it approved.

I can't post the text as it'll dox me but here's an approximation, about running, but instead imagine it's a software product

#NO RUNNING

or exercise

^just ^running ^ability ^made ^better

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

Yeah I made the mistake of learning to write well in high school then majoring in engineering and being good at it. Unfortunately that meant I was the designated person in group projects for both doing the thing and writing it up

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago
[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

yeah but we all, unfortunately, need jobs, and jobs are at companies, and companies make money from sales, sales happen on a market, and you need marketing so people know it exists.

I'd happily abolish the whole stack for a free house, garden, entertainment and groceries for life.

[-] match@pawb.social 6 points 6 months ago
[-] Katana314@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Marketing these days goes far beyond putting out awareness of existence (that step I’m aware of and support - it’s great when a YouTube ad shows something interesting I actually need). These days it’s all psychological reinforcement of an invented need.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago

🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀 always has been

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee -3 points 6 months ago

Just working utilities. Send text files as marketing copy. If everyone did that it'd be fine.

"This is what we make, at this price. Reply to inquire. Goodbye".txt

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

that is precisely what SERP and sales prospecting marketing is. Except paid SERP placement and plaintext email displayed in a browser or email client rather than a text editor.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

All billboards and everything. One sentence only.

[-] elephantium@lemmy.world -3 points 6 months ago

Circumnavigated? Like, sent it around to everyone in marketing, one after another?

That...doesn't make much sense in the context you provided. Autocorrupt strikes again?

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago
[-] elephantium@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

That still doesn't make a lick of sense in this context. It has the feel of someone picking the wrong word entirely.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

just agree to disagree I guess? I considered circumvent which is similar, but really there's little etymological or metaphorical difference except personal preference

but also it might be an EN-UK vs EN-US thing (I grew up in England)

[-] elephantium@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

EN-UK vs EN-US thing

That might be it. Circumvent in this context would make perfect sense to me, but circumnavigate threw me for a loop.

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