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[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 60 points 6 months ago
[-] ZeroCool@vger.social 28 points 6 months ago

The B.A.R.R.Y.M.O.R.E. System

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The D.R.E.W. system

be D.irected by D.anny D.eVito

wR.ite your sex list on the back of your script

E.ntice your host

W.in the dick out of his pants.

That one sucks, let me try another

D.emand you can stay at his place

R.evise your previous lovers on a list

E.licit sexual actions from your host

W.rite his name on your list

this post was submitted on 04 May 2024
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