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Drew Barrymore Reveals She Accidentally Left Her "Sex List" at Danny DeVito's House
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I have a list like that. It's important to keep track. because I want to remember things for the sake of remembering them. If I don't write them down I will forget. also when someone asks you how many people you've slept with, you will have the number readily available.
I just keep an integer and update it each time.
Sometimes I have to decrement it. Those aren’t the best days.
How are you decrementing it? Time Travel
Exactly, if you don't remember their non-unique identifier string then did it even count?
Or maybe it's fun!
Yeah at least write their name down so you can remember them
My best friend is my tracker. If someone asks me my number, I have to check with her because I can never be sure.
"How many people have you slept with?"
"Funny you should ask...."
pulls out rollodex
"And Zane had a pet bunny rabbit named Britney. Wait, no, Britney had the pet bunny named Zane.....ah dammit, now we gotta start at the begining!"