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[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"This incubator mattress pad is brought to you by Casper mattresses. Casper mattresses was one of the earliest direct-to-consumer mattresses for new borns. They disrupted the traditional mattress purchasing process by offering online selling. They sell just one model, which means there’s no decision paralysis while shopping. With a 100-day return policy, a compact package, and no need to go to a showroom, there is plenty of incentive to try them out."

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

We make picking a mattress so easy it'll make you fall asleep!

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