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Drew Barrymore Reveals She Accidentally Left Her "Sex List" at Danny DeVito's House
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I'm a straight man, but I used to work for a shitty hotel. One year they had a gay leather convention. So the hotel was sold out from out of state gay men wearing leather.
Well, I saw the greatest moment in hookup history. I was checking some guy into his room. Another guy says "Hi, I'm Tom. Are you single, and ready to play?"
And the other guy said "No. I have many boyfriends, but we're all ready to play. Come up to room 215, and bring friends. We'll make it the best room in the whole hotel!"
Which quite frankly is absurd. Room 215 is generic on it's BEST day! It's no room 321, that's for sure!
Still though. I watched a guy go from "Hi, my name is...." to ".....and thats the orgy we're hosting!" All in 2 sentences. And it was SMOOTH!!! Even I was like "Damn....I should check out this orgy......oh, right........it's all guys."
When you see how efficent that orgy proposal was, even the Germans are impressed.