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This video shows one way to make them, but doesn’t really help with my impression that there’s something strange in the state of Denmark. It also makes me think these long egg tubes could probably be used as heated pocket pussies.
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Based on the video, there seems to be multiple opportunities for use of the heated pocket pussy
This is what us Swedes have been saying all along.
And you're right about everything except your misconception that us being weirdos is a BAD thing 😉
Show these fine people your pizzas
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