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[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 5 months ago
[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

!surrealmemes@sh.itjust.works

[-] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

I believe that these are manufactured eggs in order to minimize waste. Instead of wasting the ends, and the smaller slices with no or little yolk, the yolk and whites from eggs are separated and reunited to make uniform slices of boiled egg.

Nobody would serve this. Its for use in kitchens, canteens and restaurants

[-] maynarkh@feddit.nl 5 points 5 months ago

NGL my family would love this. Nobody likes the ends, and I always hate it going to waste.

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[-] ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

They are for making "smørrebrød" in commercial kitchens. Basically nobody has these at home. We use normal hard boiled eggs, like everyone else. These exist solely to minimize waste when the "smørrebrød" needs to be "pretty", with no slices of egg without yolk. And to save labour on peeling eggs.

[-] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

The danish eat eggs the long way.

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

This video shows one way to make them, but doesn’t really help with my impression that there’s something strange in the state of Denmark. It also makes me think these long egg tubes could probably be used as heated pocket pussies.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

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[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Based on the video, there seems to be multiple opportunities for use of the heated pocket pussy

[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

but doesn’t really help with my impression that there’s something strange in the state of Denmark.

This is what us Swedes have been saying all along.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

And you're right about everything except your misconception that us being weirdos is a BAD thing 😉

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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 5 months ago

Real reason why the Angles abandoned the Jutland peninsula.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 5 months ago

That’s rich coming from an American but I’m also surprised these haven’t become a thing here yet. Americans love convenience over everything, including human (or animal) dignity.

[-] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

We prefer our hardboiled eggs de-shelled and single packaged in plastic in order to maximize waste, thank you very much!

[-] tektite@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 months ago

Don't forget the pre-peeled citrus fruits sold in plastic containers!

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You mean those little plastic containers with grapefruit or tangerines in checks notes artificially sweetened water?

I suppose the single serving version IS a bit wasteful but other countries do have those as well, they’re just slightly larger and come in tin cans instead.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I crack my egg into a ziplock bag and then souz vide it until hard boiled because fuck all y'all

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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Better long eggs than long pig 💀

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 months ago
[-] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

That's the epitome of "fuck it, I'll just throw in whatever I have around".

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[-] petersr@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I am Danish and I have never seen this...

[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Actually, you just saw it, so you have seen it

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[-] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I wasn't born in denmark but i live there, haven't seen them until now either

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 months ago

Wait until you see long egg nog.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I want to try the long egg.

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

Go suck a long egg

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