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[-] NewWorldOverHere@kbin.social 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’m the same way with my mail.

I’m a millennial - I don’t check my mailbox for 6+ weeks at a time.

If I order something, then I know about it and expect it at my door (because it’s fedex, amazon, or ups).

Otherwise, it will have to wait until I happen to remember I have a mailbox.

For example, with bills - I expect you to have my email address and use it, because I supplied it whenever I established xyz account.

Exceptions:

  1. Around the holidays when people send out holiday cards!
  2. For a local property tax exemption, my county refuses to email it. Their requirement for receiving the exemption is that you live here locally, and part of their way for verifying that, is by sending the request form to your local physical address.
[-] GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 54 points 1 year ago

I don’t check my mailbox for 6+ weeks at a time.

That seems dangerously negligent.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

Welfare checks have been conducted over less.

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

When it's too cold out to wanna walk all the way up there, I've gone for 3-4 months at a stretch. All I ever get is garbage anyway, so it's only ever mattered twice, and one of those was an expected package.

No one's ever called me a welfare check :(

[-] NewWorldOverHere@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’m in the military lol. The government definitely knows I’m alive by 0600 sharp every morning.

[-] grue@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

I've had a P.O. box for years because I don't want to disclose my home address when I register domains. Maybe I should check it one of these days...

[-] Djeikup@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Arthur Dent kinda stuff is going to happen to him. Yellow...

[-] Veraxus@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

I'm like this with email. I do a quick visual scan about once per week... or fortnight... because it's almost all SPAM, and no matter how many blocks and filters I create, it does little to hold back the tide of trash.

Everyone who matters knows the only way to reach me reliably is via text message.

I nearly missed a jury duty notice because of this habit. I only check if I know money or a specific bill is coming.

[-] Awe@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you live in the US, you can get your mail sent to your email inbox every day you are getting something that is directly addressed to you (i.e., not spam). It's called USPS Informed Delivery.

It doesn't always work if they get your address slightly off (say they put STE instead of APT), but it's a lot better than nothing.

[-] NewWorldOverHere@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just signed up for this, thank you. It’s fantastic!

Now I can check my mail from the comfort of my bed. USPS email comes daily at 0400.

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