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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 65 points 1 year ago (2 children)

coast guard should fine him for littering the sea with plastic garbage. If he wants to die in the ocean he should do it like everyone else

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Sorry, how does everyone else die in the ocean?

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Xanis@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

More of a pffffffslllumphooom - BOOOMph.

[–] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I believe that was the joke

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 24 points 1 year ago

Being seduced by sirens of course.

Jump off the Golden Gate Bridge?

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

They identify as shark food.

[–] Lommy241@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe he had a box for trash?