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What part of the label didn't make it obvious that it's not for filthy casuals?
Yes! My friend noticed that I like noodles so when I visited him the next time, I found Buldak at the table. I asked him: "Is it hot?" and pointed google translate camera at the label. The label said: "YOU WILL DIE." - wow, thanks, this is what I wanted!
Noodles were indeed sweaty.
EDIT: I'm actually living in Denmark, so I'm not sure what to do, I grew attached to them
Oh man hold on to it! The banning has made them contraband. You can be the Walter White of Denmark.
I don't think you can wind up pantsless in a desert in Denmark, though.
There are dunes!
No, mate... Danes!
The Korean spices must flow!
I'll allow pantsless in a fjord
I bought this shit once and I cannot hang