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[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago

Superman ice cream probably tastes as bland as the hero

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

Why is everyone always simping for the billionaires?

[-] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 months ago

You mean you don't crave the experience of consuming the face of a billionaire?

[-] plactagonic@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 months ago

Now I want some ice cream shaped like Bezos or Musk or Zuckerberg. I just want to lick their face.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Something tells me Zuck might be down with that.

[-] FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Lizards have to lick their eyes. Dont do a favor for the Zuck

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I think it would be more sexual than utilitarian for him.

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Come on, he’s the best kind of billionaire! Fictional

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world -2 points 3 months ago

There are no good billionaires.

[-] absentbird@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I guess you hate everyone in early-2000s Zimbabwe?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

They are the absolute worst and I don't care what you have to say about hyper-inflation.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago

A hero like Batman is at least plausible in the real world, if at bit exaggerated... It's something you could hope to be.

Superman's just pure science fiction. It's not as relatable.

[-] WarlockLawyer@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Becoming a trust fund billionaire seems as unlikely as being able to fly.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

It's definitely not likely; but unlike Supermans powers, becoming something like Batman is actually within the relm of possibility.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 months ago

have you tried reincarnating?

[-] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

((EAT THE RICH))

this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2024
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