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Linus Torvalds to Rewrite the Linux Kernel in PHP
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Why do you think God stays in heaven, in fear of what He created?
For the benefit of any of Today's 10,000 I just want to point out that this is a reference to a quote from a movie.
The same movie stars Danny Trejo as Machete.
This movie is Spy Kids 2.
Haven't seen that referenced in a hot minute lol
Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/1053