What secret conspiracy would you like to actually start letting other people know? (lemm.ee)

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[-] unmagical@lemmy.ml 35 points 4 months ago

There is only one Waffle House with doors around the world.

JFK's head just did that on its own.

[-] FaceDeer@fedia.io 3 points 4 months ago

Sometimes peoples' heads just fall apart.

Well, rarely.

Okay, once. Sheer coincidence that it was such a prominent person and in such a prominent moment. And that Lee Harvey Oswald just happened to be cleaning his gun by that window at the time. But hey, sometimes weird coincidences happen.

[-] LrdThndr@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Then why are the employees at one Waffle House near me always high, but another near me across town is normal? Well… normal as Waffle House gets, anyway.

[-] unmagical@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

Higher dimensional beings exist in a state manifest to us as differing realities. Which "reality" we see is partially dependent upon the difference in locations of the portals we take to the pocket.

[-] LrdThndr@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Ah, kind of like a Waffle of Indra type situation.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

This could also explain Cracker Barrel.

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