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France's 'Excalibur' sword vanishes from the stone after 1,300 years (local12.com)

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According to The New York Post, citing a report by The Telegraph, n sword that is regarded as France's "Excalibur" has vanished from its stone. Per the publication, locals in the French town of Rocamadour believed the sword, Durandal, had been lodged in rock for around 1,300 years. A main attraction for the town, the sword could be found stuck in a sheer rock wall about 100 feet off the ground

Authorities in France are working to determine how the sword was taken from the 100 foot sheer rock face.

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[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 120 points 5 months ago

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

[-] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 57 points 5 months ago

Looks at the United States government as a citizen

I'll take my chances.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social -3 points 5 months ago

"Trump is trying to become a king! This shit is fucked! I wish we were cool like those countries with kings!"

your brain on liberalism

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago

I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

[-] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 18 points 5 months ago

I order you to shut up, peasant!

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! — HELP! HELP! I’m being repressed!

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago

To be fair, it would be quite hard to do worse than the entrenched 2-party FPTP + gerrymandered electoral college bullshit system we have now.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

“Hold my beer!”
— America

[-] norimee@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Nah, it's an automatic emergency response to the recent election.

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