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Collapsing Nation Still Somehow Expects Singer to Perform Anthem Sober
(thehardtimes.net)
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Great Satire Writing:
Did you intentionally pick the worst metaphor possible, given the context? Because that was the worst metaphor possible, given the context.
No, but I left it because it was neat.
If by neat you mean it undermined your argument, then yes, it was neat!
Tf is your problem lol
Overall? Capitalism. You?
Buddy, it's called a pun. It's a play on words. I love you.
Aw, I love you too! That's why I'm trying to help you make better jokes. Like, you were so close, but it just didn't land right with the point you were making.