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I become a career bureaucrat.
(lemmy.dbzer0.com)
I would be responsible for creating more and more paper forms which have to be filled by hand before each task.
PS: Can you guess what I'm doing now?
I lock people out of their homes and break door hardware.
Aww geez, I'm a frat boy now
Locksmith?
Yep, and fratboy related calls are a surprising percentage of my income. Poor dears, a perfect combination of preternatural strength and mind-numbing stupidity. Or, as their parents like to think, our future