Third building (biggest of all): Medical Insurance Administration.
I wonder when they will go all Boeing and GE. The day when all they will have left is the ability to buy their own stock and lobby from the government for free money. Imagine the platonic peak form of health insurance. Processing no claims whatsoever.
I like this comparison cause miracle whip sucks. Also, I’m going to Duke’s Mayo Clinic every time.
It's fucking crazy how many people either prefer miracle whip or think it tastes the same as mayo. Like what kind of mayonnaise are you eating?
Might be a genetic thing. Like some people think avocados taste like dish soap. I think miracle whip tastes rotten.
Pretty sure that's cilantro you're thinking of
You’re right. I know somebody that is allergic to avocados, so I mixed those up.
I don't think avocados have any flavor at all
They kind of taste like butter to me. It's a mild flavour, but nice.
I find they have a faint botanical/vegetal perfume and a buttery flavor.
I suppose that explains the popularity of avocado toast
It has such a nasty sweet taste that I can't stand.
Though I haven't tried it since I was a teenager. I don't intend in trying it again.
Kewpie mayo is where it's at
unless you live in japan/china i cannot fathom regularly buying that, not only is it shipped halfway across the world, you have no clue what the ingredients and manufacturing is like, and to top it off it comes wrapped in a fucking plastic bag as if the shipping wasn't terrible enough for the environment..
Especially when it's mayo, something you can make with eggs, oil, some spices, and an immersion blender!
Kewpie hits the dish soap very hard with me.
We prefer Blue Plate General
Isn't it amazing how often the Miracle Whip people end up in the hospital emergency room whenever they have a serious medical problem.
Not being able to breath has a way of reorganizing your beliefs in a big damn hurry.
Don't worry, they are back to their beliefs right after. Same with the anti abortion crowd.
I live near Rochester, MN. This is hilarious. I’m sending it to many people I know
Glad I could be of service.
And you have to pay for both.
Wow, can't believe American healthcare is still segregated. Literally only for mayos 😔
/s
As a Miracle Whip enthusiast this is sacrilege.
It is also hilarious.
Having been to the Mayo Clinic this year and having been totally fucked over and given no real help, I'll take neither at this point.
Wait, is miracle whip a real thing?! I thought that was just an exaggerated joke
Of course it’s real. I grew up on that stuff and I’m not even American.
Gross. Miracle whip on pears.... Wtf are they thinking...
Oh you sweet, dear, child…
https://www.thehousewifemodern.com/humor/insane-vintage-recipes/
You can never unsee some of these, so proceed with caution, and only after waiting a full hour after your last meal.
Miracle whip makes better chicken salad
Booo! Chicken salad isn't a dessert, you heathen 😛
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