You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
My manwich!
What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?
Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
Thompson's Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
Hello, lawsuit
That's it - you just made my list
I apologize for nothing
I propose we make Zoidberg do it
This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
"My kajigger!"
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
"Shut up, baby, I know it"
"Good news, everyone!"
"My manwich!"
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.
I'm 40% Futurama references
Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
To shreds, you say?
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
"No I'm... doesn't!"
Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."
I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"
"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."
"Crap-spackle!"
Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."
To shreds, you say‽
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
Is used daily
This just comes to me naturally 😂
Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.
An idea?
Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor
Good news, everyone!
I'm 40% (insert thing)
You can't just have your characters announce how they feel... That makes me feel angry!
What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?
Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.
Everyone saying "Good news everyone" but the real Dr gem is
"Oh my, yes"
And the variation
"Oh my, no"
I use them weekly
I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.
Kissenger: "We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks"
Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
Almost daily:
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough!"
"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.
She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!
You win again gravity.
(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans
The CLEEMPS!
You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??
(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)
Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW
Futurama
For all things Futurama
Rule 1: Don't be a jerkwad!
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