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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me

But existing is basically all I do!

Let me worry about blank

Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes

Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you

Your music is bad and you should feel bad

Tell them I hate them

Hello, lawsuit

That's it - you just made my list

I apologize for nothing

I propose we make Zoidberg do it

This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!

So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.

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[–] Gort@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

My manwich!

[–] rocknrollmachine@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!

[–] dabnpits@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Thompson's Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?

[–] xylene@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.

[–] Heisenburner@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I'm 40% Futurama references

[–] OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious

[–] rabbit_wren@lemmy.click 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"My kajigger!"

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

"Shut up, baby, I know it"

"Good news, everyone!"

"My manwich!"

[–] joeygibson@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago

To shreds, you say‽

[–] Rukmer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."

[–] andobando@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor

[–] yuun@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.

An idea?

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[–] Calvin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.

[–] attero@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago
[–] CarolineJohnson@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."

"Crap-spackle!"

[–] VizualWarrior@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] ryan213@infosec.pub 2 points 2 years ago

Good news, everyone!

[–] FancyManacles@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] clonedhuman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.

[–] hotwarioinyourarea@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 years ago

Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.

[–] owatnext@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"No I'm... doesn't!"

Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."

[–] punkideas@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

To shreds, you say?

[–] joeygibson@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago

Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.

[–] klangcola@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

Is used daily

[–] Awthatsnotright@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

This just comes to me naturally 😂

[–] Notnotmike@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

Everyone saying "Good news everyone" but the real Dr gem is

"Oh my, yes"

And the variation

"Oh my, no"

I use them weekly

[–] 0101010001110100@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.

[–] Loc_Nar@fedia.io 1 points 2 years ago

Kissenger: "We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks"

[–] C126@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."

[–] featurecreature@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Almost daily:

"Soon enough."

"That's not soon enough!"

[–] The_Sourcerer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.

[–] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!

[–] Awa@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You win again gravity.

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The CLEEMPS!

You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??

(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)

[–] treebeard@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW

[–] flint5436@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] 0101010001110100@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This isn't even the scene from that quote but I still couldn't resist making it my profile pic!

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[–] klieg2324@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Your music is bad and you should feel bad!

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