Sex ed’s not gonna help too much with this one.

A handy’s generally one of the safest forms of sex, and I don’t think they tell you where to have sex in school, at least they didn’t when I was around.

She was juicing the beetle.

Honestly, that's a significant improvement over the sex ed we get here in Texas.

If they spend all their alimony surviving and taking care of their kid, they can't spend time thinking about the shite job the republicans are doing.

Keep them poor, keep them ignorant and profit.

Republican logic: "I get to tell you what to do, but you didn't get to tell me what to do."

Sorry to be pedantic but this isn't being a hypocrite is it? I see it more like absolute ignorance, tiger ate my face, refusal to acknowledge science data and facts, etc that is also all very republican 101. But for once idk how hypocrite just thr extra layer of stupid

Edit (and gonna reply to this edit the same thing cuz lemmy sucks at showing them and this is important) Ok I read another comment and it definitely put into context for me how this is hypocrital too!!!! They wanna protect the children while doing this shit in unexpected places in front of children where it is much more graphic, traumatizing, and upsetting than the sanitized facts you're getting , in an environment you're anticipating and prepared for it and can sorta joke with classmates too ....

They wanna outlaw that but she's down to whip a dick out and get sloppy in public.

That's how bad it can get without sex-ed.

You may think you're making a fun point, but teenage girls don't get pregnant just by showing their midriff and the occasional bra strap, typically a teenage boy is equally participating in the pregnancy. We're pregnant make a lot more sense than She's pregnant, and I'm just window dressing. Bobbert raised morons who couldn't or wouldn't wear a condom, I know a fair amount of guys my age (40s) that don't have a single kid, it's not impossible. They weren't geniuses, they just wore condoms.

So much of the current White Replacement hysteria revolves around white woman not having enough babies.

Can't be overstated how that plays into a conservative hatred for sex ed

Ursa Minor!

Legend has it that if you say it three times and you are a constituent, Beetlebert shows up to give out a handy. If you finish up by yelling "oh $DEITY", it's considered both biblical AND Constitutional, since she thinks the separation of the two is a liberal fiction.

What does this mean?

That’s also her musical theater face.

Every time I see a picture of her, my brain immediately says: "howler monkey."