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[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"He works in mysterious ways"

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'm kind of amazed that people so often run to religion when their child is dying of something like cancer. If I believed in a god, that would make me stop worshiping it and I would consider it evil.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

Cognitive dissonance is a motherfucker.

[–] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago
  1. Everything is his plan
  2. But you can pray to try to change his mind
  3. If it doesnt change, refer to step 1)
[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

"Should I listen to logic? No, god killed my child as a test of my faith."

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

That would be one of my first complaints, if I die and God does exist I would like to give them a list of bugs to fix next time around. Just make cancer not start growing until, ya know, after childhood. There is a timer on puberty, so why not make one for cancer and extend it till adulthood or 25 or something?

If I get sent to Hell or whatever, then okay. Whatever, but holy shit God. You are fucking up.

[–] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

What’s a mystery to me is how a duck is going to kill those other kids!?

[–] Princeali311@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] amotio@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Because Jesus was obviously white, duh!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you think their worshipers would worship a Jesus with dark skin?

[–] Princeali311@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Of course not, but I figured they'd at least make the poors brown

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The church parishioners might ask why Jesus didn't turn them white to make them blessed.

[–] Princeali311@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Jesus wouldn't help the browns, it's too woke

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago