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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 49 points 1 year ago

The fact the sewer pipe has to logically be routed out the back end is sending me

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ask no questions regarding the floor mirror

[–] MHanak@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Why is there a mirror on the floor???

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

and why doesn't it reflect the objects above it?

huh.

[–] Winco@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 1 year ago (6 children)

The toilet paper looks to be a bit of a reach. Not too far, but just far enough to be annoying.

[–] Dg2445@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Need to add a unicorn horn so you have a place to hang the tp.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also a way to dislodge stubborn poo-poos.

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

Look at this guy. He doesn't know about the 3 seashells!!!

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

I imagine that, when your toilet looks like this, reaching the toilet paper is the restroom attendant's job.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Get one of those grabby claw things, painted to resemble a polo club

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah just get the horse to hand it to you

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 18 points 1 year ago

I sent this post to my sister and she had concerns about the amount of clothing one would have to remove in order to shit on this thing. I suggested running sidesaddle and now she's not talking to me

[–] bmsok@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Onward to the paper, my noble steed!

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

that's what squires are for.

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

That's why you bring your sword with you.

[–] goosehorse@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure, but why's the coke mirror on the floor??

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah this needs a little shelf behind the horse's head.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Not suitable for when you've got those real ass clenching moments where you internal spinchter has given up and the external one is the only one holding the line while everything else says "push".

You lift one leg over to mount this beast and suddenly you've got to get the Windex to clean the floor mirror.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago

That's when you gotta sidesaddle

[–] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Feeling fancy?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Leaning on the horse when you got diarrhoea 😫

[–] thal3s@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Wrapping both arms around its neck and holding on for dear life.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

take me home shadowfax

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nah you can still pee into this one from the side. You just have to arc it

I'll just pee into my horse from the side.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stand in front and do the bullet curving like in Wanted.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I'd be afraid I'd pee up the horse's nostril

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I bet this is what the royal family use

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

this one was literal

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Finally you can post while you shit while you shitpost.

Nonsense, posting on that toilet without styrups would be damn near impossible.

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Time to trade in my SquattyPotty for a TrottyPotty.

But seriously, get yourself a toilet stool, it's a life changing purchase.

[–] snake@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Exactly, I thought this was only missing stirrups!

[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wasn't as impressed as I thought I would be with it

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How long have you been using it, and have you occasionally used toilets without a step since starting?

I've been using mine for about four years now, and I think it's insane that most people don't even know about the benefits of squatting posture.

[–] Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can confirm. I didn't notice how much it helped until pooping while traveling without it. Now I take my folding stool with me.

[–] qwertilliopasd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

folding stool

I thought that only happened to cats

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If you've got lots of fiber in your diet, it won't really matter to ya. Kapow! Out it comes.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

One large lump sum

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine cleaning this though, that looks like a lot of work.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Imagine

it's imaginary mate.

AI garbage. No one is going to wall-float a carousel horse, if they did, they wouldn't put a mirror under it, if they did, the mirror would REFLECT THE BOTTOM OF THE HORSE, and failing all that, if someone was wacky and physics defying enough to ignore all that, THEY WOULDN'T MOUNT THE TOILET PAPER 3' AWAY.

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Don't get off the carousel until you make your drop

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Do not buy saddles from this person.

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