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[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 107 points 1 year ago

any modern compiler or ide will notice this and warn you.

[-] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago

Same, I thought this is gotta be a problem for someone who uses notepad as their main editor.

[-] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago
[-] Amaltheamannen@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

If you are coding on vim you use a language server 😝

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

vim is not an ide i believe. but an lsp will notice

[-] watcher@nopeeking.link 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it will tell you that it existed a semicolon... 😁

[-] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

...for which my default fix would be to delete and reenter it in hopes of fixing ehatever hiccup the syntax validator is having

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 27 points 1 year ago

Something similar happened to me a while back. I was copying some code from a Mac to a remote Linux host. For some reason the Mac was using a thing called an “en dash” which is slightly longer than a regular hyphen - and was really fucking frustrating to figure out.

[-] pthaloblue@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 year ago

I don't know why I'm here commenting about this, but I love type, so:

Hyphen (-): the short one, used for hyphenated words. fire-eaters. Close-up.

en-dash (–): slightly longer, traditionally the length of a lowercase"n" in the typeface. Used between for things like a timeframe. 10–11:30, August–October

em-dash (—): the longest of the three, and the length of a lowercase "m". Used as a punctuation mark to denote a side comment or to abruptly cut off a sentence. "It's a great punctuation mark—in fact I overuse it—but it's still useful." "Hey where are you going with that giant—"

I didn't bother to double check the definitions, so there might be more specific rules, but these are my rules of thumb.

[-] Chemical@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Thank you. I have learned something new today!

[-] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Ah, my favorite character. I abuse the hell out of the em-dash.

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[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Some mac apps have some quirks, the default note app was probably not meant for pasting code in, but when you do it changes the quotes and makes them all fancy. Drives me up the wall and there's nobody to blame but me.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago
[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Let’s dig him up and put him on trial. If it’s good enough for the pope, it’s good enough for him.

[-] jadedwench@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I was looking for this. Some text from webpages end up pasting that way too, even on non-mac systems, and it is utterly infuriating. Nothing I hate more than having to paste something into notepad++ so I can fix all the stupid quotes from some online tutorial that is giving you things to paste into a command prompt.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

I knew a guy who used the Unicode character for a space in his password. He figured if anyone ever saw his password they'd think it was a space and still not be able to use it. It's silly, but it was a fun thing to learn about him.

[-] bc001@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Which character. Does it need Combination of keys or a Single key.

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[-] shasta@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

That's pretty neat, but also means he will never be able to log into things on mobile

[-] elint@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Bitwarden has no problem filling passwords containing unicode characters on Andorid.

[-] python@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago

ESLint has entered the room

[-] MeatsOfRage@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 year ago

Or any coding software really. Does this guys friend code in notepad?

[-] coffee_poops@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

semicolons are optional in js anyway....

[-] mrpants@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

Most of the time. Sometimes it can lead to code that is ambiguous and ASI picks the wrong way to interpret it.

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/25088708/what-rules-must-i-follow-to-write-valid-javascript-without-semicolons

[-] coffee_poops@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Right, but there's not going to be a syntax error.

[-] drew_belloc@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

If the language doesn't force me to use semicolons i will forget

[-] itsraining@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Technically I don't think any Greek layout uses a different Unicode codepoint for the question mark. In fact, the ordinary semicolon symbol is used, so what the meme describes would probably not happen IRL.

Does all this make it any less funnier? No. It's still brilliant.

[-] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 year ago

In Unicode, it is separately encoded as U+037E ; GREEK QUESTION MARK, but the similarity is so great that the code point is normalised to U+003B ; SEMICOLON, making the marks identical in practice.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Question_mark

I'm still curious whether it would be accepted by the code interpreters / compilers of various languages. I'm not bold enough to assume they all normalise properly.

[-] itsraining@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Wow, thank you, didn't know of that.

[-] nxfsi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Unicode should have enforced the principle of using the same encoding for similar looking characters like they did with CJK instead of allowing bullshit like the Cyrillic "o" or the Greek question mark.

[-] yum13241@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

1,000% percent.

[-] Boxman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Me who programs in rust which has a specific compiler message to tell me what happened

[-] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago
[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

I don't even know what to say to this one.

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Who uses semicolons in Javascript?

[-] tkarika@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago
[-] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

In that sentence, we use "programmer" singular, because "every" is singular, though referring to many

All real programmers

Every real programmer

Each real programmer

No real programmer

It's pretty arbitrary

[-] BearJCC@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago

Old habits die hard. Learned JS, CSS and C++ all the same year about a decade ago.

[-] Perfide@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

People who like minimizing the amount of bug fixing.

[-] manapropos@lemmy.basedcount.com 3 points 1 year ago

I use prettier which by default adds semicolons. Coming from predominately doing backend stuff (mostly in Java) I don’t really mind, especially when the formatter adds them for me

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

That's what I do too, but i don't manually add them

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