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[-] DSkou7@programming.dev 52 points 4 months ago

Glocktopus

[-] Bubs12@lemm.ee 17 points 4 months ago

Glocktopussy

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Glussi?

[-] asm_x86@lemmy.world 43 points 4 months ago

[-] Ebber 13 points 4 months ago

Well that squid is two short

[-] NateNate60@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago

Octopus: shoots twice from each gun

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Misses every shot

๐Ÿ˜Ž

[-] xpinchx@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

I didn't get it :)

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 39 points 4 months ago

Cats have 9 lives but octopuses only have 8 arms.

[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 15 points 4 months ago

For German cats it would work then, I guess. If I'm not completely mistaken, they have only seven lives according to our saying.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 4 months ago

Is 7 a lucky number in German culture? 7's often considered lucky so that actually makes a bit more sense than 9.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

7 is a lucky number in Germany, I though that's wide spread? And the saying goes Cats have 7 lives. Maybe that's why German cats don't like diving in the ocean

[-] udon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

You can also go to cloud 7 instead of cloud 9, which sounds like it's closer/easier to reach

[-] xpinchx@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Thanks mate I'm super high

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 months ago

If you are still high, do me a favor and contemplate on how air is actually a fluid and you are immersed in it at all times.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 4 months ago

And if you weren't submerged in it, your blood would boil as you freeze to death in a vacuum! ๐Ÿ˜€

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 6 points 4 months ago

Unsubscribe from death facts

[-] moriquende@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

careful, the air is thin up there

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Damn that was a next level joke!

[-] Muscar@discuss.online 3 points 4 months ago

Only if a gun can be shot once. The joke doesn't really work but it's still funny.

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago

Cat has 9 lives

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 9 points 4 months ago

Octopus with gun in mouth thing: mmmhh mmmmmmhh mmmmmhh mmmhh!

[-] foggianism@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I got shot eight times, but I'm still breatin'. Livin' proof there's a god if you need a reason. - 9Pac

[-] 58008@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Commas!

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Then the octopus has no guns, as octopuses don't have hands.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 4 months ago

Octopus: rolls a strength check to grapple

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