(I understand the joke, please don't explain it)

That's why I say "dub dub dub" it confuses people and I have to explain that it's www which is short for world wide web but I saved a little bit of time by saying dub dub dub......wait a minute......

not in my language

In Dutch www is faster. Never understood why one would give a letter a name that consists of 2 parts.

In Irish we say "wuh". And "punk" for dot.

Wuh wuh wuh punk lemmy punk world

i've often heard it called dubdubdub

wee wee wee

In Dutch it’s whey-whey-whey.

I still remember when companies started mentioning their websites in commercials.
It was one big torrent of whey-whey-wheys.

“Dub dub dub”.

Not in Sweden. Veveve.

Dub Dub Dub.

But also, "the web." "Online."

"hexa-u"

I do not pronounce that part of a URL. Who still does that? Why would you need to do that?

Here in france, everyone says "3w". Pronouncing it entirely sounds like "Double V, double V, double V" so "3w" sounds like "Trois double V", which funnily enough, is still longer than world wide web!

We could fix this by renaming it the Worbledy Widewibble Webbledywoowoo.

Sure, but you sound like an absolute psycho saying "world wide web.MidgetPorn.edu"

Watching old commercials is hilarious. "If YOU would like to see our locations on the world-wide-web, visit our website on your web browser by typing in w, w, w, dot, appliance, dash, direct, dot, com!"

Just pronounce it “wuhwuhwuh”

Just perform a constant hum: "vvvvvv"

I generally say “werwerwer”.

But you don't type world wide web. You type www.

"triple dub"

wawawa

well i sure hate that last picture

Call it WoWaWe

when visiting my dutch family I noticed how faster "vay vay vay" is, so I started thinking vévévé in french instead of "double v" x3 (btw this is a double u : uu) I've said it out loud a few times by accident and people don't question it. I think we all agree it's a bit silly to pronounce.

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