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[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 62 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fixed that for you:

The same meme but they both wash their hands.

[–] CeruleanRuin 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dwarves use lava soap.

[–] Royal_Bitch_Pudding@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pretty sure they use alcohol

[–] CeruleanRuin 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They wouldn't dream of wasting it on hand washing.

[–] Royal_Bitch_Pudding@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 years ago

They just serve it to their human buddies

[–] cryptiod137@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dwarves afterwards: Pointy eared leaf lovers

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For rock and stone!

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Wait! What's the difference between rock... and stone?

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago

Legally speaking, rocking is more legal than stoning

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 years ago

A true dwarf wouldnt ask this, leaf lover

[–] rafadavidc@ttrpg.network 4 points 2 years ago

THEY'RE MINERALS MARIE

[–] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Jesus Marie

[–] igorlogius@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

FOR KARL!

[–] TheWinged7@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

ROCK AND STONE IN THE HEART!

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 4 points 2 years ago

ROCK BURP AND BURP STOOoooOOOOONE BURP

[–] Susaga@ttrpg.network 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Humans are that friend who's friends with two people who absolutely hate each other. Dwarves and elves both loudly praise humans in a way that makes it clear it's just a dig at each other. They don't actually like humans, they just hate each other enough to put up with them. Humans are uncomfortable at being in the middle of the feud, but also secretly like the attention too much to put a stop to it.

[–] Skull@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dwarves: dipping hands in isopropyl alcohol

[–] Yora@diyrpg.org 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No! You're contaminating all the drink!

[–] Skull@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

That's why we're saving the beer and whiskey for later.

[–] SchoopDaWhoop@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Amazing how you misspelled dwarves in the second panel

[–] match@pawb.social 7 points 2 years ago

Dwarves won't wash with something as weak as water