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[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 94 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

As a soil scientist, and a mod of !soilscience@slrpnk.net I respectfully reply to this meme with my own:

You're lucky I don't know where you live, or I would fly to your house, and lecture you.

While I love this meme, I'm also unbelievably fucking triggered.

Fucking fighting words right there.

My reaction:

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 60 points 3 months ago
[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 38 points 3 months ago

I hope you're happy, knowing you irritated the living shit out of some nerd on the internet.

I would be

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 44 points 3 months ago

Yeah? Then who's Sandy Loam?

[-] msage@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

What does this reference?

[-] PropaGandalf@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Just had to learn this shit. You guys are weird...

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 months ago

I know, right? I bloody love this site and its weirdos

(I realise you may not find such weirdness endearing as I do. This comment is partly a self directed joke because whilst I don't have Opinions on soil like the person you replied to, I live for that niche nerd internet shit (which is one of the things that makes me weird too)

[-] PropaGandalf@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

me too, me too :)

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 15 points 3 months ago

Shitpost? Jokes on you I found this useful.

[-] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 3 months ago

I know a guy that dug a 28 foot hole. The feds got involved but couldn't find anything actually to charge him for since it was only 28ft deep. That hole is still there.

[-] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Hey hey people... (If you know you know)

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 months ago
[-] Waveform@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

At least they provided this tidbit:

Engineers also discovered, as they plowed past the first 14,800 feet (4,511 meters), that the rock had much more porosity and permeability. That, paired with the extremely high temperatures, made the rock behave more like a plastic than a solid, rendering drilling virtually impossible.

https://science.howstuffworks.com/engineering/civil/kola-superdeep-borehole.htm#pt4

Plastic Earth confirmed.

[-] HandwovenConsensus@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Forget Sandy Loam. I want to know more about this "silly clay."

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Oh it's the perfect substrate for growing laughing grass.

[-] BitchPeas@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I keep a little dirt under my pillow after digging 35 feet down.

this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2024
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