Even in 2024, so many pcs people regularly use are utter shite. It's gotten to the point where people just expect it to take 5 seconds for the ui to respond to anything and consider it an unchangeable fact of life.

It took a lot of effort the other day to convince a boomer that Edge freezing then crashing while using it and losing all the data was actually, in fact, undesirable and unintended behavior.

I smoked some weed. In an illegal state.

Well I wasn't planning on playing GTA 5 but now I guess it'll have to be pirated GTA 5 only so I can play a pre-anticheat version. It sucks that GTA is a game where all the mod developers try hard to make their stuff not work on pirated versions. Guess I'll be avoiding that entire toxic community as a whole. Cyberpunk a better game anyway.

Every morning I ask myself "how can I dress as phallic and vaginally as possible today without it being HR reportable?🤔"

If I don't have anything floral and penile enough, I'll compensate by using the word "moist" several times in conversation that day just to be on the safe side.

Fuck me to with that robotic dick 😍😍😍

Holy shit is that keyboard a Saitek Eclipse mk1?

Vaccines are important but a primary reason I'm voting for Harris is because if she doesn't win, this could be the last election. There are morons voting for Trump just because they think they're getting "revenge" for the existence of trans people by voting red. Both sides have wildly different priorities.

Convicted, not just accused. Crazy. Either a lot of powerful people really hated this guy or there's more to this story we'll never know.

Edit: I just smoked a joint and I get it now. He's probably a professional fall guy. This is what he does for a living.

I'm OK with actual honest to goodness videos on lemmy generally. It's those fucking gifs that drive me up the fucking wall. Gifs should be banned from lemmy, they're so heavily abused. 3 out of 4 "video" posts is actually just a 100mb+ gif. Use any fucking thing other than gifs. Fuck gifs. If I had a time machine I would go back in time just to prevent gifs from getting invented just so people would stop posting 1 minute long gifs all over lemmy. In fact, maybe I should plot and scheme to sneak the removal of gif support from the lemmy software git repo somehow the same way hackers got that ssh virus in.

Fuck gifs. Everyone needs to stop choosing to use them instead of any other format. Literally anything else would be better. Even drawing a representation of what happened in crayon would be better than posting a gif. If videos are too complicated to figure out you need to be posting a picture or maybe just go outside. Fuck.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

C9H9N smells like poo

"we can't draw pixels anymore without making graphics cards stupidly expensive because of Reasons (TM)"

Fify

Yawn. He's been crossing a new line every day since 2016 just about. This isn't news.