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[–] Dimantina@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Meh my internet points will take a hit.

Guy is paid to enforce rules. "Hey you snuck in food I have to ask you to leave."

Last says "No."

Dudes next thing is "Well I'll need to call the cops if you are treaspassing."

Lady refuses. So he calls the cops.

Yes there is testimony from the people kicked out that he was a douche, but for arguments sake let's say the guys denies saying any of the douchebag thing.

Now let's put you in his shoes. You need this job, you have a lady refusing to leave... What do you do?

Seriously his actions aren't unwarranted, especially in a place like NZ where cops don't have a whole thing about shooting people.

I say this as a person who's snuck tons of snacks, but also when I was caught and asked to leave I did.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 8 months ago

If they relied so much on those snack sales, they should bring the prices down to something reasonable.

$7 for a 12oz soda isn't reasonable.

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