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Anon gets the shits (lemmy.today)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 85 points 2 months ago

Anon is definitely full of shit.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

I must evacuate my bowels, through my anus, into a porcelain bowl.

[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago

Not any more!

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

And this is from an authority on anal expulsions!

[-] corroded@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago

How exactly did the random stranger know he was an English speaker?

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 79 points 2 months ago

If you have ever had a good bout of food poisoning that cleans you out I guarantee you’re bitching and swearing about it when in the throes of it. So if the story were real I’d bet there was plenty of choice English for people nearby to pick up on.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

Probably the smell?

[-] Wanderer@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago

He didn't pray to Allah to save him, or make deals with him about changing your ways if you heal me from this misery.

There nothing like food poisoning to make you religious and reassess your entire life.

I hope I never get that sick ever again.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

Enter the Sandman

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 20 points 2 months ago

Say your prayers, little one

[-] turtlepower@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

Don't forget, my son, to include everyone.

[-] spacecadet@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Sleep with one eye open

[-] turtlepower@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

Bro, you skipped a couple lines. The next part is, "I tuck you in, warm within, keep you free from sin, till the Sandman, he comes." Then you sleep with one eye open while gripping your pillow tight.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Sleep with brown eye open

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Well I have a new way to weird out strangers having a time in the public facilities.

this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2024
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