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[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 43 points 2 months ago

"Some glazed, some sprinkles, whatever makes sense."

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 months ago

How long have you worked here, employee?

How long have you worked here, other employee?

Hi, I'm JD Vance, how long have you worked here?

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 17 points 2 months ago

"Ok, good."

I'm kinda socially awkward, and this is what my dialogue skills were like five or six years ago, but someone running for vice president should maybe, idk, take a single decent public speaking class?

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

TLDR: L rizz

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Hi, I'm JD Vance. How long have I worked here?

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 2 months ago

“I noticed a really nice couch in your reception area. Is that for… everybody?”

[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago

Does anyone have a video of this creepy interaction?

[-] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago
[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago

Ok, that's way worse than I thought it was going to be. "I'm JD Vance and I'm running for Vice President".... Uhhh, ok.....

Who says that shit. Seriously.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

How long have you been on lemmy?

OK. Good.

[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Left reddit when they took away the API.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

That part actually seemed relatively human. It was the follow up questions "how long have you worked here" that just seemed a bit uncanny

[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

It didn't sound human. It came across like, " do you know who I am" vibes or just an odd unsolicited statement.

The 2nd part about how long this place has been open sounded like he was trying to buy the place.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

I would say he acted exactly like how a fish out of water would react in that initial situation, which I can forgive him for, but his recovery had him flopping towards the beach instead of the sea

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

"Oh yeah, you're that couch fucker guy!"

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago
[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

This is too flattering to Vance than is deserved

[-] Tyfud@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

*Vice President

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

How long have you posted here?

this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2024
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