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[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 68 points 1 month ago

Why does the right always make up things that make her sound cooler than she is?

[-] Jank@literature.cafe 6 points 1 month ago

Hulk Hogan said she was a chameleon.

So that's a pretty cool super power for dealing with foreign powers.

[-] CounselingTechie@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

I was about to say, I would dare argue that her being able to manipulate and control others would make her an amazing president, able to deal with dangerous threats with witchy powers.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

She turned me into a newt!

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 16 points 1 month ago
[-] qwertilliopasd@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I got better.

[-] Breadhax0r@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

...I got better.

[-] SiblingNoah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

He’s much better now.

[-] hondaguy97386@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 month ago

Sooo... all powerful orange Jesus was defeated by simple witchcraft then? Hahahaha!

[-] EABOD25@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago

She beat him with that black magic

[-] atrielienz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I once tried to say "Black don't crack" about a co-worker of mine, but what came out was "Black Girl Magic" ( no I have no idea why), and the guys at work have been saying it randomly to me and each other since then. Now I'm thinking my brain was trying to explain that the dude's seeming agelessness was black magic and got confused. I know this was rambly. I'm gonna do a sleep about it.

[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

I wish. That'd be sick

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

I don’t know what’s more embarrassing, the straws they are grasping at, or the fact they still believe in witchcraft.

[-] Railing5132@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

Have the balls to yank the tax exempt status of that church.

[-] kindenough@kbin.earth 16 points 1 month ago

*Christian stochastic terrorist claims Kamala Harris deployed "witchcraft" in Trump debate.

[-] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Hopefully the IRS gets ahold of the news.

"Under the Internal Revenue Code, all section 501(c)(3) organizations are absolutely prohibited from directly or indirectly participating in, or intervening in, any political campaign on behalf of (or in opposition to) any candidate for elective public office. Contributions to political campaign funds or public statements of position (verbal or written) made on behalf of the organization in favor of or in opposition to any candidate for public office clearly violate the prohibition against political campaign activity. Violating this prohibition may result in denial or revocation of tax-exempt status and the imposition of certain excise taxes."

https://www.irs.gov/charities-non-profits/charitable-organizations/restriction-of-political-campaign-intervention-by-section-501c3-tax-exempt-organizations

[-] winterayars@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately, churches have pretty much had free reign to say whatever they want and keep their tax exempt status since Bush.

[-] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

They are going after billionaires and big corporations now that they received more funding. Maybe after they collect the large backwards owed, they will go after those violating 501 c3 status.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Guessing it's time for the duck and large scales.

[-] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

She should start playing Witchy Woman by the Eagles at her rallies to troll the maga cultists. It will eventually get picked up and reported by all the hard right media outlets, and then they will lose their minds even more than they already have.

[-] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 month ago

Oh, a woman of color that's good with words couldn't possibly be explained any other way?

Tell me you're racist/sexist without telling me.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

'bout fucking time. Use that witchcraft, you badass, you!

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

OMFG, why give this mental deficient an iota of attention?

[-] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I gotta admit, I was just enjoying the novelty of being able to crosspost between !politics and !witchymemes with content actually relevant to both.

[-] toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl 6 points 1 month ago

You're right, that is something to enjoy. Kudos.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Who knew she do the voodoo she do so well? I hope to hell that she leans into this and uses it in her campaign. Maybe dress up as a witch for Halloween and go trick or treating with her cat? Or the next time she has an interview, at some point she can counter a republican comment of some kind, then face the camera and go “boo” or wriggle her nose (ala Bewitched) and smirk.

[-] mouserat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

How many centuries will they further try going back with their misogynistic rhetoric? I guess she's also not allowed to eat apples anymore.

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Witchcraft

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

She turned me into a newt!

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] PanArab@lemm.ee -2 points 1 month ago

It is somewhat reassuring that no matter the political system, people everywhere are lead by superstitious charlatans

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