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Some people crave the flat
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If you call mortadella hotdogs again I will personally be very mad at you
That's clearly not mortadella, you philistine.
It isn't at all. But I know its something that wants to emulate that
God, my brother in law once ate pounds of shitty grocery store salami in one sitting while complaining the entire time about how it was going to fuck him up digestively and with everyone including me around him telling him to just fucking stop and still complains about what he accurately predicted to this day.
That's more or less how this family, including unfortunately myself, operates.
I still remember when, as a child, I realized that Oscar Mayer hot dogs are just boiled bologna sticks.
Bologna = mortadella
Oscar Mayer = frankfurter
Sorry that kid was close but it's not precisely accurate, sorry kid whaaa waaaaah :(
Bologna is just a city in Italy.
I'll see your Bologna and raise you Hamburg
And hamburgers are steaks for people who don't like to cut their food.
for flat wursters
Don't move. An Italian F-35 is approaching your location.
Yeah, an Italian F-35: the plane wouldn't be able to take off even if the pilot was there instead of being an hour and 40 minutes late at a café
Damn. This is about as eye opening as when I realized American tacos are just reconfigured cheeseburgers.
this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2023
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